“i’ve been to a lot of fashion shows and the victoria’s secret show in hollywood is the biggest one in the world” – king douche, marc newson confuses fashion with lingerie.

maya is from new zealand originally, and one of those women who can pretty much see the hilarity in every situation she encounters. together we ride our bikes around santa monica with our wooden baskets and basically break into uncontrollable spurts of laughter at the crazy cosmetic surgery women have here in LA. we do not understand the concept of cutting up your face to look like you are on a permanent rollercoaster. it looks dumb.